I was sitting next to my crush last period and I started smiling in the middle of our quiz so he tapped me and whispered “hahah what’s so funny” and I said “ha nothin” but really I was thinkin about bouncin on his dick
HE’S GOING TO FIND THIS OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING IT
(via awkward-disaster)
CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS?
DIDN’T THINK SO.
Play the audio file. You know you want to.
(Source: dropaheartbreakaname, via awkward-disaster)
| 2 headphones: | you can't talk to me |
| 1 headphone: | you can't talk to me |
| no headphones: | you still can't talk to me |
it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino
(via awkward-disaster)